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By Chris Pilbeam

Revenge is a smart be aware to assert. Repeat it slowly: Revenge… simply announcing it makes you're feeling larger. allow your mind's eye run revolt with those little revenge tips… all one hundred and one of them.

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By Chris Pilbeam

Revenge is a smart be aware to assert. Repeat it slowly: Revenge… simply announcing it makes you're feeling larger. allow your mind's eye run revolt with those little revenge tips… all one hundred and one of them.

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Over the course of the day, have as many friends as possible call the target and ask to leave Roland a message. Just before you go to bed, call the target one final time. “Hi,” you say. “It’s Roland Baxter here. ” Be prepared to hear screaming. pmd 56 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 41 Wash Your Mouth Out Are you being taken for granted when it comes to doing the cooking at home? Get your own back by wiping unperfumed soap over the kitchen utensils next time you make dinner. It’s a fast-acting laxative.

Pmd 64 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 48 One Splash Ahead Amateurishly balance a large bucket of water above a door, making sure that it’s obvious enough for your target to notice. Splash water onto the floor underneath the door to make it even more obvious. Then unfasten the drainage pipe from the sink that your target is most likely to empty the bucket into.

Student houses – those are the ones with six rusty bikes outside – would be a good bet. pmd 47 07/12/2005, 12:56 S 101 REVENGE TRICK 33 To Russia With Love Type ‘Russian Brides’ into any Internet search engine and you’ll find a whole host of sites dedicated to hooking beautiful Russian girls up with perfectly normal Western men. If your target is a married man, why not write a few letters to Russia on his behalf? Include his address, and it won’t be long before the replies start turning up at the marital home.

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